hermione granger as the doctor’s companion
come with me.
together they could rule the universe.
“I had to use a Time Turner to get to fit all my classes in”
“Oh you BRILLIANT girl! It’s always the smart ones that are the most dangerous. Books are the best weapons in the world, after all”
“Could you take me to a library?”
“I could take you to a planet where the entire WORLD is a library”
“You and I are going to have a lot of fun Doctor, aren’t we?”
I mean he’s a fan of HP
Completely plausible AU + Hermione Granger = YESYESYES YES YES
SOMEONE FUCKING WRITE THIS
I NEED THIS LIKE I NEED AIR
So I was reading reviews for Animal Crossing New Leaf, and I saw this.
This is literally the best.
[Image description: A screenshot of an Amazon customer review by D. Gardiner, five stars, titled “I love this place!”
It reads: “Okay, I know I’m a little old to be playing this, but at 65 and all that is going on in this country let alone the world, I can honestly say it is a great escape. It’s simple, cute, fun, and creative. I have been a gaming grandma since 1981 when I was introduced to a computer game called Zork created at MIT, I believe. That game got me hooked on computers and games in general and since then with the birth of 4 grandchildren that I could introduce games to, it’s been quite a ride. When I first played Animal Crossing “Wild World” I got hooked. I’m not a “shoot ‘em up” gamer. I like adventure games and this game offers me that playful time of creating a town, meeting nice critters, build houses, bank “bells,” and just have a fun moment where the arthritis doesn’t hurt, the world is a better place, and I can just be retired. As for children playing this game, they will come to understand that work has its rewards, paying your bills brings you a better house, gardening makes your world prettier, sharing your finds with the museum in town is community service. It’s just an all around feel good game for all ages. Another little caveat is I am playing it on my new 3D DS. Enjoy!!!”]
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
I have no excuse for this one, I was just bored.
1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship
Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend
I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
I got one^-^
let’s expand all our friendships like we expand our dongs